10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

sir-yeehaw-paws:

majjiktricks:

this never fails to take me out. like jesus fucking christ kojima did you really have to word it that way 😂

queenwithoutaface:

extremely youth pastor voice you know folks, e. honda wasnt the only one who went up on a cross.

sorcerousmotes:

i think that raccoons should be like the size of a wolf. maybe the size of a car. i think their predations upon dumpsters and garbage cans should be as destructive and terrifying to behold as san’s assault on iron town. this goes for opossums also while we’re on the subject

kindofanorphan:

Goals

icarus-suraki:

Two tigers,

Chillin’ in the hot tub!

Yes YES! Five feet apart

Cuz they’re not caged.

iamoutofideas:

showertimeshmoopsie:

what’s my name???

FUCKACCINO!!!

tree-beardless:

yourdadsghoulfriend:

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

Happy Pride

chxrchgay:

in hysterics

fnordseer5:

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

typhlonectes:

killrockstar:

no joke we need the ‘free the nipple’ movement back. what the hell happened.